House cleans · the finishing details
DIRTY CLUB · BY KLEAN & KLEANSE
Dirty Club.
Very clean
living.
For people with better things to do. Your weekly or fortnightly clean, with a checklist built around your home. Being house proud just got less hands on.

THE DETAILS BEHIND THE GOOD CLEAN
The regular thing. Done properly.
Dirty Club brings your agreed home cleaning routine into the diary. Start with a visit, decide what matters most and choose a rhythm that fits.
Your checklist starts here.
- Weekly or fortnightly home cleaning
- An agreed checklist shaped around your rooms
- Priority areas discussed before the first visit
- A schedule and price confirmed before joining
Your final checklist is agreed at the visit and set out in your quote.
GOOD TO KNOW
Your plan, clearly agreed.
Changes, extras and cancellation arrangements are discussed before you join. Ask about a deeper first clean if your home needs a reset.
How do I join Dirty Club?
Snap your space and select Dirty Club. We’ll arrange a home visit, discuss the cleaning plan and confirm availability before agreeing your first clean.
DIRTY CLUB / BY KLEAN & KLEANSE
Good company.
Questionable
skirting boards.
Welcome to Dirty Club. For people who love a clean home and have better things to do than clean it. Your weekly or fortnightly reset, planned around you.
Club.
OFF DUTY.WEEKLY.
FORTNIGHTLY. YOUR CALL.
HOUSE.
full life.
REAL WORK. PRESS PLAY.
The clean cut.
The big resets. The little details.
A closer look at the care we leave behind.
Finishing touches · left with love
Detail cleans · the spaces you forget
Summer house edit
Chandeliers · the finer details
Walkthrough · inside chapter
House cleans, overlooked details, summer houses and chandeliers.
Real work, right down to the finishing touches.
Like the look of that?
Let’s give your space its own fresh start.
HAPPY CUSTOMERS
The clean up
compliments.
Gleaming kitchens. More family time.
The little messages that mean a lot.
FROM FIRST HELLO TO FRESH START
Snap it.
Leave it with us.
Tell us what needs doing. Add a few photos if you like.
We’ll take the next step together.
Your space.
A few snaps.
Sorted.
PHOTOS OPTIONAL. A PROPER QUOTE ALWAYS.Show us around
Choose your clean, add your postcode and share a few photos if you like.
Get a proper plan
We aim to reply within 24 hours, arrange a house or site visit, then agree your cleaning plan and quote.
Make room for life
Once the scope, price and date are agreed, your clean can go in the diary.
THE FRIENDS OF THE CLUB PERK
Great taste?
Runs in your circle.
Bring a friend into Dirty Club. Ask about 10% off your first clean, for both of you.
YOUR SPACE. YOUR KIND OF CLEAN.
Something else on your list?
Home cleaning
Regular home cleaning around your rooms, your priorities and your routine.
Explore the serviceBETWEEN GUESTSAirbnb & holiday lets
Turnover cleaning, recurring changeovers and enquiries about backup cover.
Explore the serviceBEFORE THE HANDOVERAfter builders
Builders cleans, a reset after the trades and the final sparkle.
Explore the serviceTHE PROPER RESETDeep cleaning
More attention for kitchens, bathrooms and the details that need extra time.
Explore the serviceWHEN KEYS CHANGE HANDSMoving & tenancy cleans
For tenants, landlords, homeowners and estate agents working towards a handover.
Explore the serviceBUILT. FINISHED. KLEAN.Garden rooms
After build cleaning for summer houses, garden offices and your extra bit of space.
Explore the serviceCLEANING ACROSS ESSEX
Your area. Covered.
Homes, Airbnb properties and building projects.
Select an area to plan your clean.
ASK KLEAN / FIND AN ANSWER
Good question.
Clear answer.
Search the details on cleaning, Dirty Club, Airbnb turnovers and getting started.
Can’t find it? Your enquiry goes to the team.
Answers from Klean & Kleanse
Are you fully insured?
Yes. Klean & Kleanse is fully insured. Your cleaning checklist, price and any extras are agreed before booking, with a home or site visit before the final quote.
Do you cover my area?
Yes. We cover Billericay, Ramsden Heath, Basildon, Benfleet, Rayleigh, Wickford, Battlesbridge, Purleigh, Steeple, Mayland, Southminster and Brentwood. Send your full postcode so we can check availability for a home, Airbnb or building project.
How much does a clean cost?
We visit your home or site before giving a final quote. The price reflects size, condition, frequency, timing and agreed extras. Photos help us prepare. We aim to reply to enquiries within 24 hours.
Do you clean Airbnbs and holiday lets?
Yes. Tell us the property size, number of properties and your checkout/check in window. We’ll discuss a turnover checklist and agree availability before accepting a clean. Linen, laundry, replenishment and photo updates can be discussed during the visit; they are only included if confirmed in your quote.
Can you clean after builders or a renovation?
Yes, for builders, homeowners and property managers. Tell us whether you need a builders’ clean, an after trades reset or a final sparkle before handover. Share the project stage, approximate floor area and target date so we can arrange a site visit. Waste removal, work at height and specialist surfaces must be scoped separately.
Do you clean summer houses and garden rooms?
Yes. We carry out after build cleans for summer houses and garden rooms. Share photos, the size of the space and your handover date so we can arrange a site visit. We’ll confirm the surfaces, glazing, floors and any outside areas included in your quote.
What is Dirty Club?
Dirty Club is Klean & Kleanse’s regular home cleaning plan. Request weekly or fortnightly visits, agree your priorities and leave the routine to us. Your price, schedule and terms are confirmed before you join. Submitting the form is an enquiry, not a paid membership or confirmed booking.
Can I choose a date or book an urgent clean?
You can tell us your preferred date or handover deadline. The team will check availability and contact you to arrange a visit. Dates and bookings are only confirmed after the scope, price and schedule are agreed; the website does not show a live calendar.
What happens after I enquire?
We aim to reply within 24 hours. We’ll check the details, arrange a home or site visit, and send a tailored quote. Once you approve the scope, price and date, we can confirm your clean.
Can I watch videos of your work?
Yes. The clean cut includes our house cleaning and finishing touch films, summer house films and chandelier edit. Watch the real work and finished details in short videos supplied by the team. Other styled interiors on the website are labelled as illustrative.
Do I need to be home?
Tell us what works for you. Access, keys and alarm arrangements should be agreed directly with the team before a visit. Please don’t include security codes in an enquiry or photo.
What about products, pets and delicate surfaces?
Mention pets, allergies, preferred products and specialist finishes when you enquire. We’ll agree suitable products, equipment and any preparation with you before the clean.
Do you do deep cleans and moving cleans?
Yes. For a deep clean, tell us which areas need extra attention. For a moving clean, share your agent’s checklist and handover date. Oven interiors, inside cupboards and specialist jobs need to be agreed in the quote. We don’t promise a deposit return.
YOUR HOME. YOUR GUESTS. YOUR NEXT HANDOVER.
Let’s take it
off your hands.
Photos optional. A visit before your final quote. We aim to reply within 24 hours.