HOUSE PROUD. OFF DUTY.Meet Dirty Club

DIRTY CLUB · BY KLEAN & KLEANSE

Dirty Club.
Very clean
living.

For people with better things to do. Your weekly or fortnightly clean, with a checklist built around your home. Being house proud just got less hands on.

Visit before your final quote We aim to reply within 24h
Sunlit cream living room with a blush pink cushion and a beautifully styled coffee table
LESS TO DOMORE YOU
ILLUSTRATIVE INTERIORTHE FEELING WE’RE HERE FOR
A proper clean starts with a visit.Your space. Your checklist. Your agreed quote.
Fully insuredA clear cleaning checklistVisit before your final quoteLocal to Essex

THE DETAILS BEHIND THE GOOD CLEAN

The regular thing. Done properly.

Dirty Club brings your agreed home cleaning routine into the diary. Start with a visit, decide what matters most and choose a rhythm that fits.

Your checklist starts here.

  • Weekly or fortnightly home cleaning
  • An agreed checklist shaped around your rooms
  • Priority areas discussed before the first visit
  • A schedule and price confirmed before joining

Your final checklist is agreed at the visit and set out in your quote.

GOOD TO KNOW

Your plan, clearly agreed.

Changes, extras and cancellation arrangements are discussed before you join. Ask about a deeper first clean if your home needs a reset.

How do I join Dirty Club?

Snap your space and select Dirty Club. We’ll arrange a home visit, discuss the cleaning plan and confirm availability before agreeing your first clean.

DIRTY CLUB / BY KLEAN & KLEANSE

Good company.
Questionable
skirting boards.

Welcome to Dirty Club. For people who love a clean home and have better things to do than clean it. Your weekly or fortnightly reset, planned around you.

A regular slot, agreed around your routineA checklist that knows your prioritiesYour time back. No guilt required.
Request a plan. Your home visit, price, schedule and terms come first.
klean&kleanse.
Dirty
Club.
HOUSE PROUD.
OFF DUTY.
WEEKLY.
FORTNIGHTLY. YOUR CALL.
CLEAN
HOUSE.
full life.

REAL WORK. PRESS PLAY.

The clean cut.

HOMES · BUILDS · FINISHING TOUCHES

The big resets. The little details.
A closer look at the care we leave behind.

AFTER THE CLEAN6 films · real work
01

House cleans · the finishing details

02

Finishing touches · left with love

03

Detail cleans · the spaces you forget

04

Summer house edit

05

Chandeliers · the finer details

06

Walkthrough · inside chapter

House cleans, overlooked details, summer houses and chandeliers.
Real work, right down to the finishing touches.

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YOUR SPACE. ITS NEXT CHAPTER.

Like the look of that?

Let’s give your space its own fresh start.

A visit comes before your final quote.

HAPPY CUSTOMERS

The clean up
compliments.

Gleaming kitchens. More family time.
The little messages that mean a lot.

Already had a clean? Tell us how it went
A NOTE FROM TRACEY

A gleaming kitchen. More family time.

Kim arrived early for an introduction, which was great. The kitchen is now gleaming, the tiles are sparkling, and she even tackled a stubborn stain on the cooker splashback! I’ve booked weekly visits. It’ll be lovely to spend my spare time with family, grandchildren and friends rather than doing the bigger housework chores every week. Highly recommend to anyone who hasn’t got the time or energy anymore!
TraceyFirst clean, then booked weekly
A NOTE FROM JEANETTE

That ‘see you next time’ feeling.

Yes, very happy. Kim is lovely, and I’m looking forward to having her back. Many thanks.
JeanetteLooking forward to Kim’s next visit

From customer messages shared with our team. Edited for clarity and length. About our reviews

FROM FIRST HELLO TO FRESH START

Snap it.
Leave it with us.

Tell us what needs doing. Add a few photos if you like.
We’ll take the next step together.

Your space.
A few snaps.
Sorted.

PHOTOS OPTIONAL. A PROPER QUOTE ALWAYS.
01

Show us around

Choose your clean, add your postcode and share a few photos if you like.

02

Get a proper plan

We aim to reply within 24 hours, arrange a house or site visit, then agree your cleaning plan and quote.

03

Make room for life

Once the scope, price and date are agreed, your clean can go in the diary.

THE FRIENDS OF THE CLUB PERK

Great taste?
Runs in your circle.

Bring a friend into Dirty Club. Ask about 10% off your first clean, for both of you.

YOUR SPACE. YOUR KIND OF CLEAN.

Something else on your list?

CLEANING ACROSS ESSEX

Your area. Covered.

Homes, Airbnb properties and building projects.
Select an area to plan your clean.

ASK KLEAN / FIND AN ANSWER

Good question.
Clear answer.

Search the details on cleaning, Dirty Club, Airbnb turnovers and getting started.

Can’t find it? Your enquiry goes to the team.

YOUR HOME. YOUR GUESTS. YOUR NEXT HANDOVER.

Let’s take it
off your hands.

Photos optional. A visit before your final quote. We aim to reply within 24 hours.

One less thing
on your list.